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Sometimes I jot down little notes when I’m making dinner. For example:

“You are a fucking potato head”

Those hard eyes of yours.
I want to pull them off and
put them where your mouth used to be.

I…

This is the first line drawing of the tattoo Mary Joy Scott is designing for me. I don’t know how I got so lucky to find and artist who loves drawing Victorian roses, but I adore what she’s coming…

I’ve been watching The Pick of Destiny. Yes, I’ve seen it three times this week. I think this video from the film if the funniest shit I’ve seen in a really long time. I do so love Jack Black. (Warning,…

I would like to officially congratulate Julia for winning the Eight Things About Me contest. Soon she will be receiving her SIGNED copy of Seasons of Seduction Volume I! Yay, Julia!

In other news, I just made…

oh pointy bird,
Pointy pointy,
anoint my head,
Anointy-nointy

-Steve Martin

I keep getting tagged, so here we go:

1) I invented the Post-It
2) Someone once said to me, “This is a really volcanic ensemble you’re wearing.”
3) I stood up my prom date, joined the army, went into business…

I’m so excited! I just found out Ellora’s Cave wants my story, The Sting of Desire, for their Tarot series! Yay! Originally, I thought this story would be around 12K, but it’s obvious these people need a full-length novel, so…

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